Are there women who love unconfident men? Because I’d kick fuckin’ ass at that shit.

I’m too simple. Also, too complex. I’m too simplex.

I’m too old to pull the “really nice, polite, passive guy” thing now. Might as well kill myself at this point.

Dwoop dwoop dwoop.

I’m not the kind of man who tends to socialize
I seem to lean on old familiar ways
And I ain’t no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears
Still crazy after all these years